Pacquiao and Jasmin better elope
Pacquiao just had another baby and now he’s off with some other chick named Jasmin? Yeah, thats right..she’s white, round in shape, and very fulfilling. Only thing is, she’s not human. Im talkin’ bout Jasmin rice, yeah, you can stop now. This saturday, may 2nd, Pacquiao will face Ricky Hatton for his title and if he’s still on that De la hoya high, he better ask Ziggy what happened to pops. Regardless who wins, both of these suckers are makin’ that green. If i were Hatton i would thank Manny regardless cause I dont think he’s ever made that much off a knockout (i guess we know who im rootin’ for). Back to Pacquiao and Jasmin, he better be ready both mentally and physically because i highly doubt Hatton is as easy as De la hoya. Either way, this fight will be good so if you haven’t already, get ready to fork out $55 and gather everyone around your Television.
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